This, Ladies And Gentlemen, Is Who Represents My Home District

Normally, I'd welcome the opportunity to hear anyone praise the Florida Gator football team, especially on their 2008 BCS national championship. However, the desire to hear such praise has its limits. Case in point: the following full frontal assault on the sense of hearing and on the English language. Sadly, such assaults are regularly perpetrated by my Congresswoman, Rep. Corrine Brown (D-FL), a reliable vote for the culture of death and the forces of socialism:



Now, please allow yourself some time to take an online IQ test. If your IQ has dropped by 5 or more points, then I humbly apologize...

I think the following excerpt from The Sporting News blog post, Rep. Brown Gradulates Gators on BS Title, pretty much says it all:


"Where to begin: first there's the robe, some kind of Druidic orange and blue sacrificial cowl I've never seen in the Florida bookstore that she wore just for the occasion of stabbing the English language in the chest in just three minutes of speech. Then she "gradulates" the "Gator" on their national championship, especially "Curch Urban Meyers" and "Percy Harvey," who played "gustily." Everyone showed good "sportmanship," though, and then she ends with an incomprehensible Gator cheer I believe she improvised on the spot."


The blogger forgot to reference - or else chose not to dignify - Rep. Brown's assertion that "it is clear that the Gators are superb to any other schools with the conferences that we play in" (college football teams cannot have more than one conference affiliation), but I think you get the point.

After Barack Obama, Corrine Brown is quite possibly the most severe price the American people have to pay for refusing to be an informed electorate.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, I bid you adieu. Having to watch that video has given me a headache...